The free online magazine for news and views from Cradley, Storridge & Mathon
editor@okcradley.com editor@okcradley.com editor: Ken Nason features editor: Harold Armitage
WHY? STUPID WORLD
Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.. Only in This Stupid World....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. Only in This Stupid World ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.. Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
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46
Jan 24
editor@okcradley.com
WHY? STUPID WORLD
Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.. Only in This Stupid World....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. Only in This Stupid World ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.. Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
editor@okcradley.com editor: Ken Nason features editor: Harold Armitage
okcradley.com
The free online magazine for news and views from Cradley, Storridge & Mathon
46
Jan 24