BEAT THE COVID-BLUES --
By growing a WHOPPER!
Yes, it's that time of year again -- time to fork
out a measly tenner for a packet of seeds,
plant them, nurture them lovingly, then, at last,
pop 'em into (preferably) your back-garden
midden -- and see the fruit grow to gigantic
proportions!
In these dark days, what could be more enticing and satisfying than
watching something you've planted burst into its full glory? And as a
bonus, you can eat it too! You can certainly never have too much
curried pumpkin soup with soured cream -- Ahh! I feel a recipe coming
on (which'll have to wait for another time, alas).
So -- your Cradley Village Hall Grand Pumpkin Contest Committee has
decided to carry on with the 2020 Grand Pumpkin Contest -- come hell
or high water! Of course there are various impediments to overcome,
but frankly, given man's (and woman's) ingenuity, we ought to be able
to sort something out.
Here's what we'll be doing: Every year I always handle seeds wearing
surgeon's gloves as a matter of routine (me wearing the gloves not the
seeds), so no problem there. Once sealed inside their Pumpkin
Contest envelopes, said envelopes have all been rubbed down with
anti-bacterial wipes. Packets of seeds can now be safely collected
over the garden gate from Clematis Cottage (just up from the old post
office) -- upon payment of a crisp tenner, natch.
As the Grand Pumpkin Contest Committee knows full well, there are
quite few regulars and old stagers in and around Cradley who
determinedly take part in the annual competition year after year (you
know who you are!). You will be contacted!
A small tranche of seed packets will be placed in Cradley
village hall and may be purchased via Andy, our
stalwart Post Office guy, on Monday mornings and
Thursday afternoons.
And remember -- you have a whole 6 months to grow
your massive fruits. Plant in May, show in October -- the end of
October, actually on Hallowe'en itself, Saturday
30th. Whether the Weigh-In will be held at the
village hall itself, or the Red Lion, as last year, will
of course depend on circumstances at the time.
Let us hope for much relief by then.
And don't forget! Each seed packet is individually numbered. Don't
throw them away! All those handed in on the day -- 12-noon, whatever
the location -- will be chucked into our CVH Pumpkin
Contest raffle-hat, with the possibility of copping an at
least half-way decent bottle of wine from your
correspondent's dusty wine vault (still a few left, tho
no 2005 clarets, alas).
Finally: 880282, to order a packet of prime seeds, or
purchase from CVH.
Meanwhile-- keep well, keep safe, and keep growing!
Chris Lowder
The online magazine for Cradley, Storridge & Mathon
Pumpkins