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The Marketing Maze
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you,
says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
get his telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
People often ask for a
simple explanation of
"Marketing." Well, here it
is:
You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk
up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach
up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against
his arm,and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you
and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies
you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there
could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing,
so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the
centre and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Facebook.
You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to
you and grabs your ass.
That's Donald Trump.
You didn't mind it, but twenty years later
your attorney decides you were offended
and you are awarded a settlement.
That's America!