CRADLEY GURU

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there.

As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: It will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

So you’ve been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won’t take the vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it. Are you kidding me?

As I’ve gotten older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient.

35 Nov 2022

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