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IT’S GROAN TIME!!
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46
Jan 24
What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!
My dad gave up smoking cold turkey for New Year's. He's doing better now but.. he's still coughing up feathers.
What was Dr. Frankenstein's New Year's resolution? To make new friends.
Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year's resolutions... tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
What do you call someone who says they know all the words to "Auld Lang Syne"? A liar.
I made a New Year's resolution to drink more water. So far I've only gotten as far as "drink more."
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31? He wanted to make a New Year's toast!
My resolution was to read more... So I put the subtitles on my TV.
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year? Every year!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? For cheese a jolly good fellow.
This New Year I resolve to be less awesome... Since that is really the only thing I do in excess.
editor@okcradley.com
groan editor@okcradley.com editor: Ken Nason features editor: Harold Armitage
okcradley.com
The free online magazine for news and views from Cradley, Storridge & Mathon
46
Jan 24
IT’S GROAN TIME!!
What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!
My dad gave up smoking cold turkey for New Year's. He's doing better now but.. he's still coughing up feathers.
What was Dr. Frankenstein's New Year's resolution? To make new friends.
Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year's resolutions... tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
What do you call someone who says they know all the words to "Auld Lang Syne"? A liar.
I made a New Year's resolution to drink more water. So far I've only gotten as far as "drink more."
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31? He wanted to make a New Year's toast!
My resolution was to read more... So I put the subtitles on my TV.
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year? Every year!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? For cheese a jolly good fellow.
This New Year I resolve to be less awesome... Since that is really the only thing I do in excess.